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Specs: · 100% cotton · Made in the Goddamn US of A baby · Fabric weight: 6 oz./yd.² (203 g/m²) · Classic fit · Forward-thrusted shoulder seam · 1″ double-needle stitched sleeves and bottom hems · Quarter-turned to eliminate center crease